Those stripes

Lawns are like children: you love them, but you don't always want to spend time with them. But when you get back from a long day at work and you see those stripes, it's all worth it. You've spent hours on this lawn, working your ‘grass’ off to get that perfect striped look. Your neighbours have been eyeing your lawn envyingly for months now—and they're going to be even more jealous when they see the new "Look At Those Stripes" tee that rubs in the fact that you've got the best-looking lawn on the block. The perfect choice for any lawn enthusiast, this tee lets everyone know that you're proud of your lawn, and it's got the stripes to prove it. Features:

• Illustrates lines of freshly mowed grass with the caption "look at those stripes."
• Made of 100% combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, lightweight feel.
• Side-seamed construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping allows for a classic, comfortable fit.
• Produced from pre-shrunk fabric to ensure a proper fit, wash after wash.